I kinda like the last line.

Brother:  Please for the love of Our God the Patriarchal Father someone tell me how fucked up I am.

Soooo many ppl to f'd up B: Omg you're so entertaining! We give you praise and money! Buy us stuff! We loooooove yoooooou!!!!$$$$$♡♡♡♡♡

Flowers and kisses and harlots and madonnas.

Madness!

I want my teeth to forgive me. Maybe I should read more Thich Nhat Hanh.