X: Gosh, I can't believe I had no idea that song was about Elvis!

Y: I wonder if that's why I named a cat "Velvet" when I was growing up.

X: I'm gonna find "Love Me Tender Now." Elvis was very talented. He was a borderline pedophile though. He liked really young girls.

Y: Well, when they keep throwing themselves at you...

X: Well, he was one of those talented guys who's also insecure.

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X: Don't you justify a pedophile to me!

"Elvis Presley 'Love Me Tender' (October 28, 1956) on The Ed Sullivan Show"

Screamy scream scream.

Y: Man, what is it about Almodovar and mothers?

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