He could have come back...

X: Okayyy update, I know I said I was gonna make the chicken but...oh it's fine, you're eating ramen anyway. So I am getting tacos.

Y: Get tacos.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Robbins

as another kind of creature

http://www.martyrobbins.com/racing.html

by now...

X: I have been wanting tacos since yesterday.

Y: I don't recall you telling me that you wanted tacos.

X: Well I did, but then I felt like I should be more healthy, so I said that and the tacos were easy to forget. It's fine. Can I wear this through a drive thru?

Y: I am sure they've seen worse. What is that, a sheet?

X: No it's a long, flowing skirt but I pulled it up to make it look like a strapless dress.

Y: Okay.

X: What if I layer it with this differently colored  top. 

Y: I guess that's fine. Your nipples are showing.

X: I know. It's a problem. That's why I got the top. In this life I guess I have extroverted nipples.

Y: Your nipples do the work that your personality does not.