CARWASH EXPERIENCE

Today I sprayed a man with a water hose so he would get away from me because he didn't listen to me after the first, second, third, fourth, & possibly more times that I told him to stop bothering me.

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A man comes up to me with a bucket that says "Jesus" on it. He wants me to pay him to help me wash my car. "It's for a church." I told him no. I think I said it several times. He went away and was not happy about it.

I looked over a short time later and a tall blond woman was holding his card and yelling at him. Yes, she did not look happy either. I wished I were taller. 

THEN

This jerk has the nerve to come back and bring two more men with him. So now there's three of them ganging up up me. These three did not like hearing the word "No."

I said "I mean it!" And "Stop harrassing women!"

At that, the other two skedaddled. But did he? No, he had to stand his ground.

"Harrassing women? I'm just trying to teach you about God."

That's when I sprayed him with the water hose. 

He gave me a sour look and went away, wet and dripping. 

I finished up hosing down my car and hoped he wasn't a psycho with a need to retaliate.

Now I don't want to go back there.

At least when I came home, I didn't get yelled at for being stupid or something.

Husband: I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself.

Let Freedom Ring.

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If a woman ever gives you a free cold shower after you told her to stop harrassing her and you think you need to teach her about God, it's probably a sign that you should stay away and pray to Jesus.