Sunday, May 16, 2021

how to once again

have or not have a lot in common with a creepy professor

1) a Creepy Professor trait is to have lots and lots of confidence when feeding off of others adulation in a big auditorium, but avoid making eye contact with the only woman in the group of teaching assistants in a small group setting afterwards 

2) however, appear to feel completely smug about being able to make eye contact with her at a distance when the audience is giving Creepy Professor great feedback on one of his jokes or stories 

3) bring up the fact that you've got a daughter (or kids) as if this fact somehow dilutes all that other Creepy Professor indulgence

4) bring up all the women you've been friends with as if this somehow dilutes...(see above)

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