Well, 3rd or 4th grader says

"FGM has seemed really fucked-up ever since I read about it in the Seattle Times but I can't remember if my friends and I ever talked about it at recess."

"But this was a song!"

"The Number Ones: Ready For The World’s 'Oh Sheila'"

https://www.stereogum.com/2103717/the-number-ones-ready-for-the-worlds-oh-sheila/columns/the-number-ones/

Double dutch and spinning on the bars without getting too dizzy, unlike now.