Thursday, May 02, 2019

Maybe my apartment sit. Is b/c

Aarrrgh why the successful women devolve into 9th graders please don't hate me because Pantene commercial got stuck in my brain as a child in front of the TV set while single businesswoman mom worked longass hours...I went to a bar, left to go to the bathroom, and a Mexican alcoholic man walked in and downed the rest of my drink.

"I just told him I didn't speak Spanish."

Well, I guess he got some free alcohol.

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