Like adding "in bed" at the end of the fortune pulled from a cookie

Saying

"Great wives strive to be TOTALLY aligned with their husband."

https://medium.com/@timpaulson/8-things-great-wives-do-all-the-time-19dc0b37858c

and adding

"...the figures exclude clothing, the child’s school lunches, field trips, and prescription drugs."

https://scroll.in/video/920053/watch-us-congresswoman-katie-porter-grills-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-over-low-wages

could become a thing.