Manners

At a diner last week a girl took our order then went across the aisle where her brother and his friend sat. Standing by their booth, she started loudly talking about chlamydia. She had never had it, she said. In my head it was like, hello...we are customers! We are right here and can hear everything! I made a joke about joining Yelp and the two guys I was sitting with looked up from their phones and said, Huh? They hadn't noticed. Too engrossed in baseball scores. So. Whatever. It was late in the afternoon. No one else was in the place.