Recipe for Inequity

Be an XYcentric man 

Be an XYcentric woman 

Make fun of Environmentalists

CARE about MONEY more than anything else

Make fun of people who care about animals 

Only praise people who pamper your ego

Be very, very, very self-interested 

Be careless because you can be

Care less

UGH

WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO BE LIKE THAT