I paired these two for fun

"I make most of my money from AdSense — like, you wouldn’t believe how much money I make from it. Right now I make like $10,000 a month from AdSense."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/11/17/facebook-fake-news-writer-i-think-donald-trump-is-in-the-white-house-because-of-me/

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"God, I’m getting so sick and tired of this happening all the time."

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/oh-great-another-woman-who-only-loves-me-my-comple-54709