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U: please observe this bulldozing technique, which is $$ assured
G: ok
Uuuus: hooray, U is gonna show us!
G: ok but...tool box
U: focus on the bulldozer
G: toolbox
U: bulldozer
G: toolbox
Uuuus: come on U shooow us!!
U: thank uuuus...i appreciate those attitudes which are the correct ones
Uuuus: yayyy!
G: but toolbox
U: Watch what U can do!
G: aaaah...toolbox...
U: here I go!
Uuuus: good U!
*Crunch*
G: toolbox! *sniff*
U: what, oh, oops
Uuuus: Mmmm
U: well that was unfortunate. Geez why didn't any Uuuus say something. Fortunately, bulldozers like me can afford to buy new toolboxes
Uuuus: yay, U!
U: aw, thanks u guys
Uuuus: the best bulldozer ever!
U: (modestly) well if uuuus work very hard uuuus can be just like U
Uuuus: Yay!!!!
U: no uuuus crying over toolboxes like little pussies, ha ha ha
Uuuus: ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!