Seriously...

On the Not-in-this-life list.

"'Running the fastest marathon in space on the only day off from his grueling schedule is a fantastic accomplishment,' stated Marco Frigatti, head of records for Guinness World Records. 'Tim is a true inspiration and someone we can all look up to. Literally.'"

~ http://www.space.com/32682-tim-peake-breaks-space-marathon-record.html


"Her mother, who had gone to park the car after dropping her off, panicked a bit when her daughter didn’t come across the 5K finish line. In the meantime Rodriguez had realized her mistake, but figured why the heck not?"

~ http://fittish.deadspin.com/12-year-old-girl-accidentally-runs-half-marathon-1773446406


"Boogie got off his leash Friday night, and the next day decided to join the Evansville half-marathon."

~ http://deadspin.com/escaped-dog-runs-half-marathon-wins-medal-gets-neuter-1443527598