dialogue that goes places

Well, guess what, I like sluts. / Well guess what, I like sluts too. / Oh no you don't. Not as much as me. / Yes I do. / No you don't. / Yes I do. / No you don't. / Yes...I...Do...BETTER than you, actually. / Nope. / Yep. / Nope. / Uh-huh... / Nooo... / Yeees... / Shut up / No!