Preciousity

Now what kind of song lyric would this be...

I saw your mommy and your mommy said
Darling! I can't wait for you to grow up
exactly like me...No better, my precious,
your life will be ever so much better
than mine was! And you know
I especially can't wait for you
to meet a man you adore and
For you to change your name to his
(That's how it works darling...
It's almost never the other way around!)
I can't wait to pull together all your wedding
and baby shower festivities
What fun it will all be
Can't you see? Me me me
Moi Moi Moi MWAH
Mommy loves you

Not this one:
http://genius.com/Suicidal-tendencies-i-saw-your-mommy-lyrics