Lit Lover: dear rainbow french dragees

I smuggled you into a state where you are illegal (or something, anyhoo, you're not sold here.) I fully expected to find a fine picture of you in your natural state (i.e. in the bottle) on the internet, and this was the best I got. I am so disappointed! Why aren't you more egotistical?

Maybe I will eat one of you now.

Here. That's a little better, anyway.