A meet B

A! The Ghost Writes Back by Amy Boesky

"For six years during my twenties, I worked as one of the principal ghostwriters for a mass-market series for teenaged girls called Sweet Valley High."

B! From Russia, With Love... by Erin Callahan

"Sweet Valley High 5: All Night Long
in which Jessica dates a rapey college guy with a mustache, and Elizabeth and Todd break up for reasons I can't remember
Number Of Drinks Taken: 13.
First Page On Which the Twins Are Described As "Blonde, Blue-eyed, All-American Good Looks" or equivalent: Page 2, I think"


A world without SVH #5 All Night Long is not a world in which my fourth-grade self was destined to exist...