Sipping raspberry tea and thinking of funny things friends have told me.
For example, a friend told me about the birth control panel sans women. YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME!
#howtobeastupid&fuckedupcountry So then one of my friends was like, can you imagine a Viagra panel where only women were allowed to participate? One of them said she remembered her male health teacher lecturing the boys on how women having their period is not really all that bad. And one of them is still playing the funny sounding Sherlock Holmes game again. "Sherlock: Despite my almost complete lack of practical experience on the subject, I have a rather precise idea of the usefulness of a uterus and a vagina." And Jack the Ripper has murdered some prostitutes. Holmes says: (exasperated voice) "Fine, I have to go to the brothel."
It's all too funny. Now I must listen to the artist...
Bug A Martini
Liquid Diamonds
Talula
The cup of raspberry tea sits on a wooden round plaque with holes for pegs in the shape of a star. Below the plaque are some pages ripped out of a Celtic calendar. Ensconced in the design is a picture of a man with a flowing white beard and a bunch of guys in robes sitting on his lap. "One Family One People One World" it says.
Aw. I guess that is just like one big, wombless, happy family?
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