Ha.

Two funny things:
1) Weird food holidays!
(beginning with Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day)
2) Conversation snippet which a friend sent from a "Sherlock Holmes" game--
"You are smart."
"You are also smart."
"I respect you as an adversary."
"I too respect you also."
"You won."
"You also won."
"Go on about your business."
"Let us never speak of this again."