A strange but not actually unpleasant dinner

Hot: olive oil, brown jasmine rice rewarmed in a pan, fried egg, shredded cabbage
and of course, the pan
Cold: chopped red onion, chopped dill chips, smoked herring from a tin,
(sidenote: supposedly pregnant women in holland crave raw fish from carts that sell them with pickles, onions) sprinkle of herb salad mix, splash of hot sauce,
and of course, the plate.
Wash it down with: smooth tequila in orange juice with icecubes