Maybe I shouldn't have bought the red hair extensions, wand and wings (little fairy red riding in the hood!) And definitely not the plastic rings, which are meant for five year old pinkies. (They looked more flexible.) Oh lord. REALLY REALLY TACKY. I came to this conclusion after a sobering glance in the mirror, after eating most of the interior of a small, mediocre pumpkin pie, which I did after the fashion of our long deceased gray cat, Robert E. Lee. (He liked pumpkin pie filling.) However, the plastic necklace and Big Red gum, I can work with.
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