Those "after-the-fact" thoughts

Today, some oil change guys lectured me (maybe rightly) about not changing my oil soon enough. Worked into the lecture were some comments about women not taking good care of their cars and do I have a boyfriend who ever checks mine? Afterwards I thought, I should have mentioned I have never gone out with anyone who had any interest in fixing cars. One of them couldn't even drive. Alternately, maybe I could have told them I have a genius lesbian lover who is also an auto mechanic.